I'm so tired; do my coworkers not understand English?

I'm so sleepy; I just want to go home and take a nap.

I'm so hungry! What should I have for lunch? And what's for dinner?

Here we go again, another energized day of hard work!

Why do we even have to work?

I love my job; it brings me joy!

I'd rather not have a holiday.

The break may not be long, but at least I can escape from work for a bit.

I need to make the most of my time off!

I don't want a holiday; I have no idea what to do and I'm so bored.

Boss, I suspect my payment didn't go through; where's my paycheck?

Hard work pays off!

Oh look, the same meager paycheck is here again.

Slacking off, finishing my tasks in an hour, having a laid-back day, but not earning much.

Diligently completing my daily tasks without overtime for a decent salary.

Striving to improve; that's the true purpose of work-becoming a better version of myself.

Working hard to earn more money, then fully enjoying my time off.

Next time there's a chance to cut corners, remember to bring me along!

Can you just quit already?

I can put up with it!

Excuse me, who do you think you are?

Sure, no problem! I'll send it to you once I'm done.

Cats; I want to cuddle some kitties!

Indoor plants; the air could use some freshening up.

Afternoon snacks; my mouth is feeling a bit dry.

Massage chairs; my back aches from sitting too long.

Cute decorations; my workspace deserves to be adorable!

Daily essentials; please stock up on tissues, dental floss, and wet wipes. Thanks!

Only come in every afternoon so I can slack off in the morning.

Arrive earlier than me every day, leave on time, and not wait until I'm about to clock out to give me more work.

There's no pressure; it's just part of the job.

I don't like business trips; they're a hassle and I have to deal with reimbursements.

It's nice; I get to travel at the company's expense!

Decisive and efficient, speaking quickly and clearly.

Polite and friendly, with a great attitude.

Detail-oriented and meticulous, paying attention to every little thing.

Providing a broad framework while I take care of the details myself.

Getting bombarded with calls from my boss at 3 or 4 AM to respond to client messages.

Working overtime without any extra pay.

Having nothing to do all day; work just feels like napping.

Tasks that aren't many but are incredibly difficult, leaving me completely clueless about how to proceed.

9 AM to 6 PM with a two-hour lunch break.

Flexible hours; come in early and leave early.

I prefer working late if I can't get up in the morning.

I need to sleep early at night, accept early mornings, and definitely avoid staying up late.

Salary; if the pay is good, everything else can be negotiated.

Commute time; it determines how much time I waste each day.

Job nature; I can't sacrifice my health just for money.

Work environment; how can I work in the summer without air conditioning?

Colleague dynamics; I can't stand office politics and backstabbing.

Is right in front of the air conditioning, keeping me cool and comfortable.

Is a bit away from the boss's office so they don't come looking for me every day.

Is shared with friendly colleagues so we can chat and gossip together.

I want an office all to myself.

Can I work from home?

As long as the people around me don't smell badly, I'm fine sitting anywhere.

Someone who loves to teach but doesn't understand the business at all.

A hands-off manager who doesn't take responsibility and leaves everything to me.

A manager who is stingy with power and authority.

A backstabber who takes credit for everyone else's work.

Biased, only caring for subordinates who are on good terms with them.

Cold and ruthless, exploding with anger over the slightest mistake.

Penny-pinching, pocketing all the benefits for themselves.

Fake and insincere, secretly sabotaging you.

Two-faced, smiling to your face while talking behind your back.

All of the above.

Shut up!

Raise my salary!

Give us time off!!!

This is a poorly run team!!!!!

If you can't lead, then don't do it.

I don't care what you think; I care about what I think.

I'm really sorry, but I already have people I dislike.

Last time they said that about you, I defended you. Today, it seems they were right.

So what?

It's okay; I forgive you all.

Let the 56 dollars go; I'll just take some office supplies home.

Boss, you paid for everyone else's coffee and snacks; I'll cover yours, so you don't need to transfer the remaining 56 dollars.

Get a calculator, turn the volume up, and press 256 200 = 56 in front of the boss.

Tell the colleague I dislike that the boss didn't cover his/her part, so he/she'll pay for oneself.

Absolutely, work is everything in life.

Workaholic? No way! If I'm not enthusiastic after work, there's something wrong with me.

Is not interested, focusing on their own work and never participating in discussions.

Occasionally listens but doesn't spread it; just sees it as a form of entertainment.

Joins in on discussions, believing it can strengthen relationships with colleagues.

Is an active spreader of gossip, enjoying finding out all sorts of things.

The overtime culture and work pressure.

Office politics and unfair treatment.

Poor communication and information asymmetry.

Gender discrimination.

While it's tough, sometimes I can find meaning in working extra hours.

I strongly resist it, believing that overtime affects my quality of life.

It depends on the work needs, but I generally prefer to complete tasks efficiently.

Overtime is fine, but I expect appropriate compensation for it.

Someone who always comes up with innovative ideas but struggles with practical execution.

A reliable colleague who works diligently but lacks creative thinking.

A colleague who frequently points out others' mistakes but contributes little themselves.

A colleague I have a good relationship with, even if their expertise is poor.

A highly skilled colleague, even if they are cold and tough .

I try to avoid asking colleagues for help and prefer to figure things out on my own.

Chips; the crunching sound is so satisfying.

Chocolate; sweets always lift my mood.

Nuts; healthy and not easily noticed.

Ice creams; they're the best!

Bubble tea; it's really addictive-who knows?

Winning the lottery and gracefully resigning.

Becoming the office hero by solving a major problem.

Owning a private island where I can vacation anytime.

Telling my boss or a annoying colleague, "You're fired!"

Slacking off every day while still earning a high salary.

Forgetting to mute my microphone during a video call, so everyone hears me singing.

Accidentally sending a personal message to the work group chat.

Falling in the office while wearing new shoes.

Sending a message complaining about the boss, client, or colleague directly to them.

Making a very stupid work mistake.

Quirky decorations on their desk.

Always telling the funniest jokes in the break room.

Coming up with the most creative ideas in every meeting.

The first person to rectify the workplace.

Mastering the art of slacking off.

The office brown-noser.

Has many a trick up their sleeve.

Distributing snacks and treats everywhere.

Drinking company coffee boosts work efficiency.

Wearing red on Fridays brings good luck.

Office romances always end in tragedy.

Working overtime leads to promotions and raises.

Treating the company like it's your own home.

Are we working overtime again this week?

What's for lunch?

I need coffee…

When will the bonuses be distributed…?

Wearing the company mascot costume to hand out flyers.

Performing magic tricks at the annual party.

Writing posts for the company's social media accounts.

Dining out with the boss for socializing.

Doing personal tasks for the boss.

Spending half an hour on their phone in the restroom.

Pretending to work while secretly learning a new skill.

Using the auto-reply feature to respond to emails after hours.

Clocking back in after finishing dinner to earn extra billable hours.

Wear pajamas at work.

Keep pets or plants in the office.

Print personal photos using the office printer.

Apply makeup in the office.

Work out in the office.

The funniest colleague, at least we could laugh about the situation.

The boss, to take the opportunity to showcase my sense of humor and adaptability.

The colleague who always brings snacks, so at least I wouldn't go hungry.

The most reliable colleague, hoping we can get out of the elevator soon.

The ant that quietly works in the corner.

The butterfly that flits around everywhere.

The lion that always looks down from a high perch.

The cockroach that seems to be everywhere and never dies.

The stinky bug that always emits a foul odor.

The lazy panda that just lounges around.

Give themselves a raise.

Give all employees a day off.

Install a slide in the office.

Fire a disliked colleague.

Call everyone in for a meeting.

Coffee mug.

Missing pen.

Batteries for the wireless mouse.

Phone.

Paper.

Snacks.

Charger.

Earphones.

I want to work overtime today.

I'm willing to work unpaid overtime.

I actually prefer weekdays.

Holidays are so boring.

I think I should take a pay cut.

Taking advantage of the company's free coffee and tea.

Bringing office supplies home.

Using the company printer for personal documents.

Engaging in absurd debate contests with colleagues.

Mimicking the boss's funny gestures or catchphrases during breaks.

Secretly keeping a cactus in the office and naming it "the boss".

Let's have an emergency meeting.

This project needs to be completed with overtime.

Your work report needs to be rewritten.

There are new project assignments now.